Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld. Because tumblr can always use more witty, homoerotic late-night weirdness. Not affiliated with Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld, or anyone you care about. May contain traces of libertarianism and sick, sordid perversion. [status]

"" - TV's Andy Levy

"Oh dear." - Michael Moynihan

"so tumblr just recommended me a blog that apparently ships the reporters of fox news" - a confused blogger

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iamfitzwilliamdarcy:

send this to your crush with no context

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foxnewsfansubs:

MY ANACONDA DON’T

MY ANACONDA DON’T

MY ANACONDA

DON’T 

WANT 

NONE

UNLESS YOU WATCH FOX NEWS, SON

fyeahredeye:

it’s time for red eye, the high

in late-night entertainment

red eye, untie

the houseboy in your basement

fyeahredeye:

he’s not a model the camera just went off

fyeahredeye:

he’s not a model the camera just went off

fyeahredeye:

666th post

levytarian:

fyeahredeye:

levytarian:

fyeahredeye:

Greg on O’Reilly O’Reilly on Greg Greg interviewing O’Reilly on O’Reilly’s set. O’Reilly.

the best part is when Greg starts to flirt and O’Reilly just iNSTANTLY DERAILS HIM.

“Timmy was prissy.”

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HOW DID i FORGET TO MENTION 90s GREG

#he’s gotten hotter since then

I love how you forgot to mention 90s Greg, while I forgot to mention how much hotter he became. Time was good to him.

fyeahredeye:

cute aggression would explain this sudden urge to heave my laptop out the window

Greg, former house boy

Happy 50th, you delightfully weird and wonderfully intelligent bae. (✿◠‿◠)