Red Eye w/Greg Gutfeld. Because tumblr can always use more witty, homoerotic late-night weirdness. Not affiliated with Red Eye, Greg Gutfeld, or anyone you care about. May contain traces of libertarianism and sick, sordid perversion.

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hobocarl:

fyeahredeye:

nicewranglers:

fyeahredeye:

konekodesune replied to your post: konekodesune replied to your post: who…

Greg is Piper in spirit but, lbr he’s Larry

he’s currently working on a trend piece about something called “edging”

Greg would NEVER be Piper????????????????????????????????? let me rephrase this: Greg would NEVER be Piper???????????????????????????¿ 

wow

Sherrod is Larry.

and greg is red’s husband bc he’s married to a russian

konekodesune:

fyeahredeye:

nicewranglers:

fyeahredeye:

konekodesune replied to your post: konekodesune replied to your post: who…

Greg is Piper in spirit but, lbr he’s Larry

he’s currently working on a trend piece about something called “edging”

Greg would NEVER be Piper????????????????????????????????? let me rephrase this: Greg would NEVER be Piper???????????????????????????¿ 

wow

Just as a main character center-of-attention, clearly not characterization

#I like piper and I don’t know… Greg comes from that world of yuppies #also he’s a fan of bisexual experimentation #SO I MEAN IF THE SHOE FUCKING FITS… #as far as his narcissism goes you HAVE seen how he was when he worked for men’s health right??????? #WO W I DONT EVEN CARE HE’S CLEARLY MORE LARRY TO ME ANYWAY WOW WOOOW

hmm martha this is pretty compelling

nicewranglers:

fyeahredeye:

konekodesune replied to your post: konekodesune replied to your post: who…

Greg is Piper in spirit but, lbr he’s Larry

he’s currently working on a trend piece about something called “edging”

Greg would NEVER be Piper????????????????????????????????? let me rephrase this: Greg would NEVER be Piper???????????????????????????¿ 

wow

More boobs, less guns? How about more boobs, FEWER guns? More boobs, less grammar, I guess.
Andy Levy (via iheartredeye)
Very limited government and anarchy could work. It really feels that way because you’re out there, you do a show, people, completely at their own freewill, choose to give you money, you give it back, and then Spider-Man ruins it [and] goes and hits a cop.
Penn Jillette, "Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld"

fyeahredeye:

who would be who in a red eye orange is the new black au

  • Joanne: I'm confused because they said there were two Spidermans. There's only one!
  • Penn: Spidermen. Not mans.
  • Rick Grenell: There's been a couple of movies.
  • Andy: One of them was probably wearing the symbiote costume.
  • Greg: Thank you, Nerd King.
  • 55 Plays

kristenh1013:

Andy Levy is a Monster in the Sack  ;)~

konekodesune replied to your post: konekodesune replied to your post: who…

Greg is Piper in spirit but, lbr he’s Larry

he’s currently working on a trend piece about something called “edging”

konekodesune replied to your post: who would be who in a red eye orange i…

I’ve decided Andy is Red, that’s the only definitive conclusion I could come to… Everyone else it kind of depends on the time of day

that’s how i’m leaning right now tbh